Tampons Quotes

Fame is also a test of character at times... Sometimes I pass the test; sometimes I'm a pain in the ass. Sometimes I'm like, Oh, God! I just want to buy some tampons!

Take your f***ing tampon out and tell me what you have to say.

..."I can always stuff you back in the bottle and shove a tampon in the top instead of a stopper, and all the other Djinn will point and laugh-

Sex with my first boyfriend was a little bit like learning how to put in a tampon, but only half as enjoyable!

I want to have tampons as merch that say ‘Periods are punk.'

The plumber he says, never flush a tampon. This is great information, cost me half a weeks pay.

Tampons. I’m constantly worrying about my stash and if I’ll be able to find more.

I was born an emotional tampon in a cauldron of dysfunction.

Even Solon Gregg was finding it hard to speak to a woman who had just paid hard cash for tampons and on her face wore the look of a woman who meant to use them, as advertised.

Women's clutches are too small. I open my purse, and with some hydraulic force, a tampon shoots 12 feet into the air.

I almost wish we would've filmed a whole fake tampon commercial around ["I'm With Her"].

Okay, I'm in the tampon aisle, but I don't see it.

Tampon commercial, detergent commercial, maxi pad commercial, windex commercial - you'd think all women do is clean and bleed.