The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
Bargain... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you.
Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
