Kin Hubbard Quotes about Funny

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We'd all like to vote for the best man but he's never a candidate.

Funny, Witty, Freedom

"The Best of Kin Hubbard: Abe Martin’s Sayings and Wisecracks, Abe’s Neighbors, His Almanack, Comic Drawings". Book by Kin Hubbard, October 1, 1984.

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

Funny, Happiness, Inspiring

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

Inspirational, Funny, Money

Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.

Funny, Change, Communication

Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.

Funny, Sarcastic, Sarcasm

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

Funny, Christmas, Xmas

Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.

Funny, Business, Looks

Saturday Review (p. 19), March 18, 1944.

Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.

Funny, Sarcastic, Book

Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.

Funny, Enthusiasm, Fees

Kin Hubbard (1917). “Abe Martin's Back Country Sayings”

If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation.

Funny, Work, Vacation

The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing.

Funny, Uplifting, Mom