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Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people.

Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people.

Kinky Friedman
Jesus, Jobs, Home

Yes, I'm a Judeo-Christian. Jesus and Moses are in my heart. And both of them were independents, by the way.

Kinky Friedman
Christian, Jesus, Heart
"Kinky Friedman Talks with Bill O'Reilly About Why He Wants to be Governor of Texas". "The O'Reilly Factor" with Bill O'Reilly, www.foxnews.com. March 14, 2005.

If you don't love Jesus-go to hell!

Kinky Friedman
Jesus, Hell, Ifs
Kinky Friedman (2007). “You Can Lead a Politician to Water, But You Can't Make Him Think: Ten Commandments for Texas Politics”, p.28, Simon and Schuster

They probably would've taken Jesus if he hadn't been nailed down.

Kinky Friedman
Jesus, Taken, Politics
Kinky Friedman (2009). “'Scuse Me While I Whip This Out: Reflections on Country Singers, Presidents, and Other Troublemakers”, p.12, Zondervan

If Jesus Christ had run as an independent, Rick Perry would have beat him.

Kinky Friedman
Running, Jesus, Independent
Source: www.axs.com

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