I don't consider myself a goody-goody, but I like to be perceived as classy.
Yes, creative people are more prone to addiction or addictive behavior. But, equally as prone is your mailman, your mother, your brother, your friend, the guy who does your banking. It's everywhere. The thing that happens in the press sometimes is Whitney Houston. She was just an addict. Just like your uncle Steve.
May I say, if you were suddenly put into a woman's body, wouldn't you be slightly interested in your breasts, and why people look at certain parts of you, and why certain parts move like they do?
In some roles I have to wear fur, and I always make sure it's fake, like in Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me. Faux fur is great because it shows people that faux can look fabulous.
When you're that tall, people talk about it all the time.
I was a full foot taller than any child my age.
Right now one in three teenagers meets the medical criteria for addiction, which is scary. I'm so driven because when I walked into rehab, I was like, "Am I still drunk? Did the guys give me the wrong address? Am I at a summer camp?" And it kills them. Deaths attributed to drugs and alcohol have overtaken all other emergency-room deaths.
My way was not to be the petite, gorgeous, little cheerleader. My way of getting by was making people laugh.
I've always just gone with the best role, and I don't care if it's in theater, film or television.
I think it became blurry because I grew up in a very private family. I mixed privacy and secrecy up somewhere along the line. Everything became a secret, and I thought that was how you should live. Lying about everything. The mask I put on as a kid to survive was the funny lady. Then the funny person all of a sudden became harder to do without substances. Substances let me keep the mask on longer. Until it doesn't work anymore and you're just a mess.
It's a very lonely place, being an addict.
To actually be allowed to be beautiful is a total first for me.
I think Janeane Garofalo is incredibly funny, and I love Dennis Miller.
I like people-watching and fading into crowds.
I was born in Washington, D.C., and I was raised in Milwaukee.
I'm a strong person, but I'd never resort to violence.
And to be different is great. You don't want to be the same.
I think that there are many different ways of getting and staying sober. Like religion, I just don't think that one way is the only way.
I literally felt like a freak, which is another aspect of the role of Sally that I relate to: total outsider.
I spent 10 years in New York doing theater.
I really came out to L.A. to take the money and run.
I was such a dork. I was too big. I was really gangly.
My fantasy life made me survivor. One day I knew that me, this skinny, ugly girl who was only invited to slumber parties when they were forced to - someday I knew I would be someone. That was my driving goal. It wasn't to be famous. I didn't want furs and signing autographs, I didn't care about any of that. I wanted to be someone other than myself.
I want to play a Disney villainess so badly.
I was voted Biggest Ham and Likeliest to Become a Celebrity.
