Lenny Bruce Quotes about Children

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If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses.

Jesus, Children, School

Children ought to watch pornographic movies: it's healthier than learning about sex from Hollywood.

Sex, Children, Hollywood

Lenny Bruce (1992). “How to Talk Dirty and Influence People”, p.14, Simon and Schuster

I credit the motion picture industry as the strongest environmental factor in molding the children of my day.

Children, Environmental Factors, Credit

Lenny Bruce (1992). “How to Talk Dirty and Influence People”, p.7, Simon and Schuster

I know what "custody" [of the children] means. "Get even." That's all custody means. Get even with your old lady.

Children, Mean, Kids