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The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them.

The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them.

Lenny Bruce
Funny, People, Political
In John Cohen Essential Lenny Bruce (1970) p. 59

Guys are like dogs. They keep comin' back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time, they're gone.

Lenny Bruce
Love, Funny, Relationship

Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.

Lenny Bruce
Inspirational, Funny, Life
The Essential Lenny Bruce, ed. John Cohen (1967)

I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing else to do.

Lenny Bruce
Funny, Hate, Boredom
"Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

I would become a priest or a rabbi or a monk or whatever the hell was necessary to perform miracles such as taking money from someone else's pocket and putting it into mine, still remaining within the confines of the law.

Lenny Bruce
Funny, Money, Law
Lenny Bruce (1992). “How to Talk Dirty and Influence People”, p.53, Simon and Schuster

Communism is like one big phone company.

Lenny Bruce
Funny, Witty, Humorous

Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.

Lenny Bruce
Funny, Witty, Beach

The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake three laughs in an hour - ha ha ha ha ha - they'll take you away, man. You can't.

Lenny Bruce
Funny, Happiness, Fake People

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