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You know there's no crooked politicians. There's never a lie because there is never any truth.

You know there's no crooked politicians. There's never a lie because there is never any truth.

Lenny Bruce
Lying, Politician, Crooked
Lenny Bruce (2016). “How to Talk Dirty and Influence People: An Autobiography”, p.132, Hachette UK

Let me tell you the truth: The truth is what is. And what should be is a fantasy a terrible, terrible lie that someone gave the people long ago.

Lenny Bruce
Lying, Long Ago, People
Lenny Bruce (1992). “How to Talk Dirty and Influence People”, p.123, Simon and Schuster

What is truth today may be a damn lie next week.

Lenny Bruce
Truth, Lying, Next Week

If something about the human body disgusts you, the fault lies with the manufacturer.

Lenny Bruce
Lying, Body, Faults
"Lenny Bruce: Swear to Tell the Truth". Documentary, Biography, Comedy, 1998.

If you believe there is a God, a God that made your body, and yet you think that you can do anything with that body that's dirty, then the fault lies with the manufacturer.

Lenny Bruce
Lying, Believe, Dirty

Today's comedian has a cross to bear that he built himself. A comedian of the older generation did an act and he told the audience, This is my act. Today's comic is not doing an act. The audience assumes he's telling the truth. What is truth today may be a damn lie next week.

Lenny Bruce
Lying, Next Week, Comedian

There is only what is and that's it. What should be is a dirty lie.

Lenny Bruce
Lying, Dirty, Should

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