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People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading.

People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading.

Logan Pearsall Smith
Funny, Life, Witty
Afterthoughts (1931) "Myself"

Most people sell their souls, and live with a good conscience on the proceeds.

Logan Pearsall Smith
Funny, People, Soul
Afterthoughts (1931) "Other People"

We need two kinds of acquaintances, one to complain to, while to the others we boast.

Logan Pearsall Smith
Funny, Two, Complaining

If you want to be thought a liar, always tell the truth

Logan Pearsall Smith
Funny, Witty, Truth
Logan Pearsall Smith (1931). “Afterthoughts”

I can't forgive my friends for dying; I don't find these vanishing acts of theirs at all amusing.

Logan Pearsall Smith
Funny, Friendship, Forgiveness
Afterthoughts (1931) "Age and Death"

I am one of the unpraised, unrewarded millions without whom Statistics would be a bankrupt science. It is we who are born, who marry, who die, in constant ratios.

Logan Pearsall Smith
Funny, Humor, Science
Trivia Book II Where Do I Come In?

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