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Megan McCafferty Quotes - Page 3

Girls will get together just to get together. Guys need an activity as an excuse. Otherwise it’s too homo for them to handle.

Megan McCafferty (2010). “The Complete Jessica Darling Series: Sloppy Firsts, Second Helpings, Charmed Thirds, Fourth Comings, Perfect Fifths”, p.92, Crown

Bad things can happen to anyone at any time, whether you follow the rules or not.

Megan McCafferty (2009). “Perfect Fifths: A Jessica Darling Novel”, p.78, Broadway Books

Love may have the longest arms, but it can still fall short of an embrace.

Megan McCafferty (2006). “Charmed Thirds: A Jessica Darling Novel”, p.229, Broadway Books

As much as I don't care about those things, I think it's human nature to not want to feel totally insignificant.

Megan McCafferty (2007). “Second Helpings: A Jessica Darling Novel”, p.149, Broadway Books

Then again maybe there's something that I've been doing in the privacy of my own bedroom my whole life that I think is perfectly normal but is actually illegal in thirty-two states.

Megan McCafferty (2010). “The Complete Jessica Darling Series: Sloppy Firsts, Second Helpings, Charmed Thirds, Fourth Comings, Perfect Fifths”, p.443, Crown

There's only one racing strategy that matters.It's the one I run by: Get in the lead and don't let anyone pass you.

Megan McCafferty (2010). “The Complete Jessica Darling Series: Sloppy Firsts, Second Helpings, Charmed Thirds, Fourth Comings, Perfect Fifths”, p.80, Crown

A relationship ends because you've outgrown it. It can begin again because you, as two, can fill the new shape.

Megan McCafferty (2010). “The Complete Jessica Darling Series: Sloppy Firsts, Second Helpings, Charmed Thirds, Fourth Comings, Perfect Fifths”, p.1233, Crown

The road less traveled will not be smooth

Megan McCafferty (2007). “Second Helpings: A Jessica Darling Novel”, p.32, Broadway Books

I'VE LEARNED THAT YOU CAN'T CONTROL WHAT OTHER PEOPLE ARE GOING TO THINK ABOUT YOU. THE BEST YOU CAN DO IN LIFE IS NOT PISS YOURSELF OFF.

Megan McCafferty (2010). “The Complete Jessica Darling Series: Sloppy Firsts, Second Helpings, Charmed Thirds, Fourth Comings, Perfect Fifths”, p.793, Crown

Ever notice how people wait until they're not going to see you anymore to say something nice to you?

Megan McCafferty (2010). “The Complete Jessica Darling Series: Sloppy Firsts, Second Helpings, Charmed Thirds, Fourth Comings, Perfect Fifths”, p.790, Crown

See, my idea of cute comes with an IQ requirement. It's geeky cute. It's Rivers Cuomo, not Justin Timberlake. It's Gideon Yago, not Brian Mcfayden. Jimmy Fallon, yes please! Brad Pitt, no thank you.

Megan McCafferty (2010). “The Complete Jessica Darling Series: Sloppy Firsts, Second Helpings, Charmed Thirds, Fourth Comings, Perfect Fifths”, p.434, Crown

It kind of makes me wish that the worst thing that will ever happen to me would just hurry up and happen already. That way I could live the rest of my life in bliss, if only because I know how much worse things could be.

Megan McCafferty (2010). “The Complete Jessica Darling Series: Sloppy Firsts, Second Helpings, Charmed Thirds, Fourth Comings, Perfect Fifths”, p.262, Crown

When you say too much about anything important, it always ends up sounding more trivial than it is. Words trash it.

Megan McCafferty (2010). “The Complete Jessica Darling Series: Sloppy Firsts, Second Helpings, Charmed Thirds, Fourth Comings, Perfect Fifths”, p.17, Crown

I hate the very human inclination towards insensitivity

Megan McCafferty (2010). “The Complete Jessica Darling Series: Sloppy Firsts, Second Helpings, Charmed Thirds, Fourth Comings, Perfect Fifths”, p.1108, Crown

It's just Jessica and Marcus, oxymoronically alone together.

Megan McCafferty (2009). “Perfect Fifths: A Jessica Darling Novel”, p.237, Broadway Books