Kathy Lette Quotes

If he wants breakfast in bed, tell him to sleep in the kitchen.

Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract.

Teenagers are obviously God's punishment for having sex in the first place.

Men think monogamy is something you make dining tables out of.

Good art is in the wallet of the beholder.

People who say that money can't buy happiness just don't know where to shop.

Women want to be treated as equals, not sequels.

living with a teenage daughter is like living with the Taliban a mum is not allowed to laugh, sing, dance or wear short skirts

Age to women is what kryptonite is to Superman. Inside every older woman is a younger woman screaming, 'Get me the hell outta here.'

I am allergic to domestic goddesses. Men would prefer a woman with a dirty mind to a clean house.

It's a mystery of parenthood that your son can give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to a stray, worm-riddled dog, share a piece of re-chewed gum from a kid with bronchitis and pick his nose and eat it on a regular basis, yet won't sit next to his sister because of 'Girl Germs'.

If the Nobel Prize was awarded by a woman, it would go to the inventor of the dimmer switch.

Any woman who calls herself a post-feminist should keep her Wonderbra and burn her brains.

Why can't women tell jokes? Because we marry them!

In Hollywood a romantic man is one who talks to you after sex.

My sisters and I miss our dad dreadfully. But grief, of course, is the price of love.

What creates a writer is huge, psychological dysfunction.

Love is like a tide. When it's in, everything looks beautiful and inviting. Only when love recedes can you see the debris beneath the surface - the old bottles, the rusty prams, the sewage pipes, the bloated cats and dogs weighted down to drown. The man I had once loved so passionately I now saw as weak, gutted like a fish.

As a breastfeeding mother you are basically just meals on heels.

Basically it's just a whole bunch of blokes standing around scratching themselves

The truth is, my experience in matters sexual is limited.

Well if manners maketh man make-up maketh woman.And we don't need a phalanx of behavioural scientists to explain why man judge women by their looks.Because the see bether than thay think.

dealing with loss and heartache doesn't make you stronger. It only makes people think you are.

I knew absolutely nothing about bondage. I'd always presumed it was just an inventive way of keeping your partner from going home.

If God hadn't meant us to hunt men, he wouldn't have given us Wonder Bras.