The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless.
Swallow a toad in the morning and you will encounter nothing more disgusting the rest of the day.
I have three kinds of friends: those who love me, those who pay no attention to me, and those who detest me.
Society is composed of two great classes, those that have more dinners than appetite, and those who have more appetite than dinners.
Most books today seemed to have been written overnight from books read the day before.
Some things are easier to legalize than to legitimate.
