Having a comic in the White House will assure stability in foreign relations. The world will continue to respond to foreign initiatives by saying, 'You must be joking.'
Now that my wine has been served in the White House, why not me? Who could talk to farmers better than I? Somebody even asked me the other day if I had anything in my platform about taxes. 'Hell yes,' I said. 'Great state. But I wouldn't want to live there.'
Yeah, I'm running for the White House again. Well, it's not a run, really; it's sort of a brisk walk.
Actually, my wine was served at the White House twice. Reagan must have been asleep when he ordered it.
