The federal government spends millions to run the Postal Service. I could lose your mail for half of that.
It is true that all of the current presidential candidates once denied that they had any intention of running. But the fact that I am also a liar, doesn't make me a candidate.
Many of you have asked why it's taken me so long to select a running mate. I have no intention of reaching into the political grab bag and grabbing any man to be my running mate. I'm going to reach in and grab a woman!
Yeah, I'm running for the White House again. Well, it's not a run, really; it's sort of a brisk walk.
