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Patrick Star Quotes

Maybe a story will cheer you up... Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The End.

"Fictional character: Patrick Star". TV Series "SpongeBob SquarePants" ("Something Smells/Bossy Boots", 2000), www.imdb.com. 1999–.

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.

FaceBook post by Patrick Star from Jul 28, 2011

Knowledge can never replace friendship. I prefer to be an idiot!

"SpongeBob SquarePants/ Patrick SmartPants/SquidBob TentaclePants". Animation, Comedy, Family, October 2005.

Being grown up is boring. Besides, I don't get jazz.

"Fictional character: Patrick Star". TV Series "SpongeBob SquarePants" ("Grandma's Kisses/Squidville", 2001), (1999 - ).

Well maybe it is stupid, but it's also dumb!

"SpongeBob SquarePants/ Krabby Land/The Camping Episode". Animation, Comedy, Family, April 2004.

I'm so loyal, I haven't bathed in weeks!

"Fictional character: Patrick Star". TV Series "SpongeBob SquarePants" ("Arrgh!/Rock Bottom", 2000), www.imdb.com. (1999–).