Thou shalt not take anything on faith
Channeling is just bad ventriloquism. You use another voice, but people can see your lips moving.
I'm a big fan of huge populations of people, so you'd think with 300 million people in the country, you don't even have to please 1% to be phenomenally successful.
Even if I disagree with Obama on many, many things, he is certainly qualified to be president. He is certainly competent to be president.
For the most part, any serious magic show is not using very much technology newer than theatrical lights.
I came to magic absolutely hating magic on a very, very deep level.
I didn't learn fire-eating to conquer my fears. I learned fire-eating because I desperately wanted to be in show business.
I like things matching. I have an upright bass, a drum kit and a grand piano that's the same color. I tend to overthink things.
I'm always fascinated by the use of the first-person plural talking about sports.
I've never had a drink of alcohol or any drug in my life.
As much as I disagreed with every second of 'Fahrenheit 9/11,' the fact that it is out made me jump for joy.
Don't waste too much time wishing, hoping, and being envious; it'll make you bugnutty.
Direct confrontation, direct conversation is real respect. And it's amazing how many people get that.
A joke is a way to say, 'I'm going to do something funny now. If I don't get a laugh at the end, I'm a failure.'
A two-party system is way too good for those two parties.
Bob Saget is the dirtiest comic who's ever lived. Nobody touches him.
Cars mean nothing to me. I'm not a car guy.
'Celebrity Apprentice' has more integrity and is the most straightforward show I've ever seen.
Charities are really good. To a certain extent, the ones you pick are arbitrary.
Counterintuitive action makes a fellow feel smart.
Counterintuitive actions prove we can trust real knowledge and do the opposite of what we feel makes sense.
I don't believe in vengeance. Really, when all is said and done, I probably don't believe in punishment.
Jay-Z, he knows precisely who he's going for - 14-year-old white suburban girls.
The Tea Party claims to want small government.
People like Bill Maher, who brags about being a cynic, it sickens me. I am the least cynical person I know, and I am very, very skeptical.
