If any vegans came over for dinner, I could whip them up a salad, then explain my philosophy on being a carnivore: If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat?
Mr. President, the only thing that stops a bad guy with a nuke is a good guy with a nuke.
I really want Congress to do its job, the constitutional power that they have, to halt an imperial presidency, to halt this fundamental transformation of America that is making us an unrecognizable mess of a nation at this time.
Waterboarding is how we baptize terrorists.
He who cannot remember the past is condemned to remember the past. Or something.
Only dead fish go with the flow.
Thanksgiving is for real Americans not Indians. We founded this Christian nation. Why if it wasn’t for the God-fearing pilgrims, the natives would still be running around in loin cloths shooting at things with their arrows.
You either get free stuff or you get freedom. You cannot have both and you need to make a choice.
These global warming studies [are] a bunch of snake oil science.
Polls? Nah... they're for strippers and cross country skiers.
I always remind people from outside our state that there’s plenty of room for all Alaska’s animals — right next to the mashed potatoes.
Rain is something the democrats use to sell umbrellas.
The people don't elect U.S. presidents, God does.
The man can only ride you when your back is bent.
Hope is not a strategy.
We should create law based on the God of the Bible.
We say keep your change, we'll keep our God, our guns, our constitution.
Canada needs to dismantle its public health-care system and allow private enterprise to get involved and turn a profit.
I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick.
How do you know there’s not a door to heaven in the sky between Malaysia and Vietnam?
As Putin rears his head and comes into the air space of the United States of America, where – where do they go? It's Alaska. It's just right over the border.
Candidate Obama promised to fundamentally transform America and that's one promise he has kept. Turning a shining city on a hill into a sinking ship.
Bear hunting? Come on up and we'll fix you up, you betcha. Just be sure you bring some hunting buddies with you, preferably fat ones who can't run as fast as you.
America's finest - our men and women in uniform, are a force for good throughout the world, and that is nothing to apologize for.
What does the vice president do?
