Love may not make the world go round, but I must admit that it makes the ride worthwhile.
Some age. Others mature.
I like women. I don't understand them, but I like them.
I take the good with the bad. I can't love people in slices.
Sometimes a woman just needs to be slapped.
May God grant us the wisdom to discover right, the will to choose it, and the strength to make it endure.
If you fear nothing, you love nothing. If you love nothing, what joy can there be in life?
The key to a woman's heart is an unexpected gift at an unexpected time.
Nothing is impossible, only mathematically improbable.
If you have to resort to violence, you've already lost.
I am not an Englishman, I was never an Englishman, and I don't ever want to be one. I am a Scotsman! I was a Scotsman and I will always be one.
My view is that to get anywhere in life you have to be anti-social, otherwise you'll end up being devoured. I've never been particularly social, anyway, but if I've ever been rude, fifty per cent of it has usually been provoked by other people's attitudes. Though I do admit, like most Celts, I'm moody. It's fine until people try to cheer you up with gems like, 'snap out of it' or 'Come on, now'.
There is nothing like a challenge to bring out the best in man.
There's always a new challenge to keep you motivated.
If you can't do it with one bullet, don't do it at all.
A martini. Shaken, not stirred.
A man who fears nothing is a man who loves nothing; and if you love nothing, what joy is there in your life?
I hope to work, support my children and die quietly without pain.
You write your first draft with your heart and you re-write with your head. The first key to writing is to write, not to think.
I haven't found anywhere in the world where I want to be all the time. The best of my life is the moving. I look forward to going.
I met my wife through playing golf. She is French and couldn't speak English and I couldn't speak French, so there was little chance of us getting involved in any boring conversations - that's why we got married really quickly.
I admit I'm being paid well, but it's no more than I deserve. After all, I've been screwed more times than a hooker.
My boy, we are pilgrims in an unholy land.
Laughter kills fear, and without fear there can be no faith. For without fear of the devil there is no need for God.
I suppose I'll be able to get a drink there.
