It gets bigger every time you go over. In China, there was Yao Ming stuff everywhere. I'm just fortunate to have a good-looking face to where they recognize me.
I'm like toilet paper, toothpaste and certain amenities - I'm proven to be good. I've still got 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 years left.
I look forward to making Miami a media mecca.
Afterwards I said Chris Webber was going to leave as a free agent and Sacramento would go back to expansionism.
I think the new ball is terrible. It's the worst decision some expert, whoever did it, made. It's terrible. It's like touching an exotic dancer and then going and touching a plastic blow-up doll. You know, it feels different.
That dude scored 8 points in the last 19 seconds, pulled out a miracle win at the Garden. He made me choke on a chicken bone that day. I'm serious.
When I retire, I'm going after his job. If I don't make sheriff, I'm going after his job. He's not that good. You can quote me on that.
Like I've always said, what's hot must go cold.
Now, if you're an NBA fan, you know what Vince Carter did. I came up with a line about him: 'Half-man, half-amazing.'
I got into foul trouble, so I really kind of had to play on egg shells from there on out.
You're messing up my highlights.
The NBA is fairy tale and real life mixed together.
I'm playing like Eric Dampier.
As a man, you got to know how to take it, so I just took it.
Do we play Chicago again? I going to hit Othella Harrington right in the mouth. If he didn't have his clumsy ass on the floor, I wouldn't have fell. How he got on the ground, I don't know. He's clumsy. Quote me on that. I'm going to get him.
You like that analogy? That was pretty good?
I told Leonard, in the immortal words of Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible 2, 'I'm going on vacation. If I tell you where I'm going, then it won't be a vacation.'
I think it was 89.2% cheers and 11.8% boos, but I'm used to that.
I know that this is sport first and business second, and people have to do what's right for them.
About strip clubs and athletes. The best way I can explain why a lot of players end up there is because it's one of the safest places a high-profile person can spend time in a boring city.
How did Mike Bibby get on the team? Any Cub Scout with Boy Scouts can do Boy Scoutish things. When Bibby was in the Cub Scouts, he was a Cub Scout. When he was with Vancouver, nobody heard about him. Now that he's with Sacramento... he's on the team. I ain't going.
I was kind of hoping it was Anna Kournikova.
Against Bradley, every time I'm trying to dunk, dunk, dunk.
It means I don't have to charter that big jet for the family.
He could be dominant - if he played in the WNBA.
