Shaquille ONeal Quotes - Page 11

We would love to have Gary down here. He's still tenacious on defense, and I know he still wants [a title]. And I'm the only guy in the world who can get him one.

We're going to miss Damon. He was a great shooter. . . . He got what he wanted, but he gave up a lot. No more night life, no more warm weather and no more a lot of media attention. . . . I guess this was his first shot at getting something big. I guess he had to take it.

Doesn't matter. If I would've had a beer before the game, I would've been drunk. So I don't believe in 'if.'

Phil took us to the finals three out of the five years and you want to fire him and want to bring in Mike Krzyzewski? Come on, man. That's like being married to J-Lo, then dropping J-Lo for a girl that's 5-10, 480 (pounds).

I'd like to thank everyone who voted for me. And the one guy who didn't vote for me, thank you, too.

I feel like Bill Walton - old and shitty.

And if the big dog ain't me, then the house won't get guarded - period.

When I get old, I'm going to the old folks' home. I don't want to be one of those guys who's hanging around the house bothering the kids. But not just any old folks' home. I want the whole top floor.

Nobody's going to tell me how to be different, so stop asking me. Stop asking me what two-plus-two is. Everybody knows two-plus-two is five.

I'm short and to the point.

I'm a weird big guy. Doing rapping, doing movies. Do a lot of stuff. But always do things the right way.

I just want to keep people entertained.

I do what I do. Always.

I'm the NBA's best NFL player, and I've always been the sexiest 7-footer in the NBA - for 12 years running.

I've won at every level, except college and pro.

I don't see us having a problem. It's going to be my job to manage the locker room, anyway, so it will work out.

If you've got a Corvette that runs into a brick wall, you know what's going to happen. He's a Corvette. I'm a brick wall.

My personal opinion is, how, if you never hung out with somebody, do you know them so well? I never hung out with that dude because the dude is a weirdo.

I want to be strong, dominant. Like Wilt Chamberlain.

I knew I was dog meat. Luckily, I'm the high-priced dog meat that everybody wants. I'm the good-quality dog meat. I'm the Alpo of the NBA.

I'm like tax. You're going to pay one way or the other.

If you got the game, you got the game. That's why Tiger Woods is out there playing golf with Greg Norman.

There is nothing for me to be sour about. What you got to understand is that I'm a military man. We usually do my shift for four or five years and then you got to move on.

I average 25 with three guys on me and they are just looking at stats I guess.

There is nothing to say because I know everything about him. I raised him. I know what's a charade, and I know what's not a charade. I'll leave it at that.