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Look, I don’t care what the Ooga-Boogas do. It sounds like they need a family counselor, not a sniper. (Steele) They’re not Ooga-Boogas, they’re Uhbukistanis. (Syd) Whatever. My personal belief is that we should leave

Look, I don’t care what the Ooga-Boogas do. It sounds like they need a family counselor, not a sniper. (Steele) They’re not Ooga-Boogas, they’re Uhbukistanis. (Syd) Whatever. My personal belief is that we should leave Ooga-Booga Land to the Oomp-Loompas. Let them fight it out with the Snozzwangers, Wangdoogles, and the mean Vermicious Knids. I’d rather go peal carrots with a spoon. (Steele)

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Mean, Fighting, Land

How did you escape? (Syd) I fought my way out in a manner that would have made Rambo proud. And when I got home without his body because I couldn’t pull him out without getting myself killed, I got slapped in my face by everyone around me. So don’t talk to me about death, little girl. I wrote the book on it. (Steele)

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Girl, Book, Home

Has anyone ever won an argument with you? (Syd) Just Tee, and I was drunk and wounded at the time. (Joe)

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Drunk, Argument, Tees

Yeah, you go after her, and I suggest you invest in a steel plated jockstrap. Last guy who said something sexual to her and pissed her off is still limping around the office. (Carlos)

Sherrilyn Kenyon
Office, Guy, Steel
Sherrilyn Kenyon (2005). “Bad Attitude”, p.82, Simon and Schuster

We all make mistakes, Steele. It’s what we do afterward that defines us more than the actual incident that led to the mistake. (Joe)

Sherrilyn Kenyon
Mistake, Making Mistakes, We All Make Mistakes
Sherrilyn Kenyon (2005). “Bad Attitude”, p.85, Simon and Schuster

The Chinese say that you should never, ever buy a used desk unless you know the history of it. They claim that if it belonged to a bad businessman, his karma will befall you. This one here belonged to President Kennedy. So what do you think that means? (Randy) I don’t know, but if I were you, I wouldn’t ride through Dallas in a convertible in November. Bad feng shui. (Steele)

Sherrilyn Kenyon
Karma, Mean, Thinking
Sherrilyn Kenyon (2005). “Bad Attitude”, p.149, Simon and Schuster

You smoke? (Randy) Only when I’m on fire. (Steele) I don’t appreciate your humor, Mr. Steele. (Randy) I’m an acquired taste. (Steele)

Sherrilyn Kenyon
Fire, Appreciate, Taste

Look, there’s nothing I’m ever going to tell you about me that’s the truth. The more you know about me, the shorter your life span is going to be. All you need to know is that I don’t miss. In fact, you don’t even need to know exactly how good I really am, because if you ever find out, you’re going to be dead. (Steele)

Sherrilyn Kenyon
Missing, Needs, Looks
Sherrilyn Kenyon (2005). “Bad Attitude”, p.150, Simon and Schuster

Then why are we being shot at? (Syd) ’Cause the sonofabitch can’t tell time. (Steele)

Sherrilyn Kenyon
Causes, Shots

I didn’t know they’d do this to you. (Syd) It’s okay, Syd. Who could have imagined that a man who heads up a company of paid assassins and mercenaries would be psychotic? (Steele)

Sherrilyn Kenyon
Men, Would Be, Assassins
Sherrilyn Kenyon (2005). “Bad Attitude”, p.167, Simon and Schuster

You’re not weird, are you? (Jack) Not particularly, no. (Syd) Well, good. I got enough weirdness for the lot of us. Don’t want to share it. (Jack)

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Want, Weirdness, Enough

Hard to argue with a woman, period. Only time a man wins with one of them is when the woman is either on TV or dead. (Jack)

Sherrilyn Kenyon
Winning, Men, Tvs
Sherrilyn Kenyon (2005). “Bad Attitude”, p.203, Simon and Schuster

Interested in some ‘undercover’ work? And to think, I was actually having a tender thought about you. Do yourself a favor, Steele…Become mute.

Sherrilyn Kenyon
Thinking, Favors, Mute
Sherrilyn Kenyon (2005). “Bad Attitude”, p.232, Simon and Schuster

Still alive? (Randy) No. I’m a walking corpse. Can’t you tell? (Steele)

Sherrilyn Kenyon
Alive, Randy, Stills

Great, just great. The only thing to make him a worse asshole would be to kick a puppy.’ (Nathan)

Sherrilyn Kenyon
Would Be, Puppy, Kicks
Sherrilyn Kenyon, Dianna Love (2011). “Sherrilyn Kenyon and Dianna Love - A B.A.D. Collection: Phantom in the Night, Whispered Lies, Silent Truth and an excerpt from Alterant”, p.62, Simon and Schuster

I’m staying here tonight. I can bunk on the floor. (Nathan) What if I say no? (Terri) I’ll just break in after you go to sleep and still bunk on the floor. (Nathan)

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Sleep, What If, Tonight

Look, bud. I’m trained. Ticked off. And I have a loaded weapon. You should take particular note of the loaded weapon part when annoying me. (Terri)

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Bud, Looks, Weapons
Sherrilyn Kenyon, Dianna Love (2011). “Sherrilyn Kenyon and Dianna Love - A B.A.D. Collection: Phantom in the Night, Whispered Lies, Silent Truth and an excerpt from Alterant”, p.227, Simon and Schuster

I was in the army, Terri. Special Ops, sent into the most godforsaken places you can imagine, where I did unspeakable things. We weren’t exactly sent in to teach our enemies to knit. (Nathan)

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Army, Enemy, Special
Sherrilyn Kenyon, Dianna Love (2011). “Sherrilyn Kenyon and Dianna Love - A B.A.D. Collection: Phantom in the Night, Whispered Lies, Silent Truth and an excerpt from Alterant”, p.291, Simon and Schuster

Patience is a virtue. (Tee) Excuse me, pot, could you not pick on the kettle? (Joe)

Sherrilyn Kenyon
Patience Is A Virtue, Excuse, Pot

We don’t want civilians walking around who know about us. Got it? (Tee) Wow, you’re like a ferocious bunny, aren’t you? (Nathan) Worse. A bunny can be fluffy sometimes. Tee always goes for the throat. Trust me. I’m her partner and she’s shot me three times now. (Joe)

Sherrilyn Kenyon
Three, Bunnies, Want
Sherrilyn Kenyon, Dianna Love (2011). “Sherrilyn Kenyon and Dianna Love - A B.A.D. Collection: Phantom in the Night, Whispered Lies, Silent Truth and an excerpt from Alterant”, p.344, Simon and Schuster

You’re such a crybaby. (Tee) Let me almost shoot off one of your testicles and see how you cope. (Joe) You shouldn’t have moved, Joe. It was your fault. (Tee) Yeah, everything’s my fault. (Joe) Good, then we agree. (Tee)

Sherrilyn Kenyon
Faults, Yeah, Tees

Honey, you need to get laid. (Selena) Why don’t you speak a little louder, Lanie? I don’t think the guys in Canada were able to hear you. (Grace) Oh, I don’t know. They’re probably headed south even as we speak. (Waiter)

Sherrilyn Kenyon
Thinking, Guy, Grace

Or more precisely, is there anything I can do for you, ma’am? (Waiter) ‘How about a bag for my head, or a stick to beat Lanie with?’ (Grace)

Sherrilyn Kenyon
Grace, Bags, Sticks

Yeah, well, to hear you talk, most men should come with warning labels. (She lifted her hands up to frame her next statement.) Attention, please, Psycho Alert. Me, he-man, am prone to nasty mood swings, lengthy pouts, and possess the ability to tell a woman the truth about her weight without warning. (Selena)

Sherrilyn Kenyon
Men, Swings, Hands
Sherrilyn Kenyon (2002). “Fantasy Lover”, p.5, Macmillan

Far be it from me to ever let my common sense get in the way of my stupidity. I say we press on.

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Stupid, Common Sense, Way
Sherrilyn Kenyon (2016). “Chronicles of Nick”, p.250, St. Martin's Griffin

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