Kicks Quotes

If you lie down and let somebody kick you, you're never going to get nowhere. You have to stand up.

The more you kick me when I'm down, the more it truly helps.

I want to have my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames.

Even a kick in the ass is good when you're facing the right direction.

I will kick you in the nuts and you will smile and like it.

Listen, I must be 110 by now. Granny is going to kick the bucket at some point.

Someone should make a Kickstarter to get Taylor Swift a booty.

Don`t let life randomly kick you into the adult you don`t want to become

There is nothing to be learned from the second kick of a mule.

I am not afraid of a person who knows 10000 kicks. But I am afraid of a person who knows one kick but practices it for 10000 times.

The more you kick something that's dead, the worse it smells.

Always remember this: There are only eighteen inches between a pat on the back and a kick in the rump.

It’s all fun and games until someone loses a testicle. —T-SHIRT

Because you are the superhero fledgling. I’m just your more attractive sidekick. Oh, and the herd of nerds are your dorky minions.

Never kick a man when he's up.

Do not kick against the pricks.

When God's leading and directing, you don't have to kick the doors open.

Now it's our turn to kick some tail!

Old habits die hard, I guess. If you dont kick them, they kick you.

Why should I resent it when an ass kicks me?

There's no education in the second kick of a mule

I don't have a sidekick - no Ed McMahon. So when I go out there, I'm lonely. It's scary.

Everybody underestimates the kick to the groin.

Just because we are wearing lipstick doesn't mean we can't kick your ass!

I hate all sidekicks.