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It was Einstein who made the real trouble. He announced in 1905 that there was no such thing as absolute rest. After that there never was.

Stephen Leacock (2004). “On the Front Line of Life: Stephen Leacock : Memories and Reflections, 1935-1944”, p.235, Dundurn

On the same bill and on the same side of it there should not be two charges for the same thing

Stephen Leacock (2014). “Literary Lapses”, p.18, The Floating Press

Any two meals at a boarding-house are together less than two square meals.

Stephen Leacock (2014). “Literary Lapses”, p.18, The Floating Press

All our yesterdays, it is true, have only lighted fools the way to dusty death. But we need at least the dates of the yesterdays and the list of the fools.

Stephen Leacock (1939). “Too Much College; Or, Education Eating Up Life: With Kindred Essays in Education and Hummour”, New York : Dodd, Mead

Too much has been said of the heroes of history-the strong men, the troublesome men; too little of the amiable, the kindly, the tolerant.

Stephen Leacock (1916). “Essays and Literary Studies”, New York : Lane ; Toronto : S.B. Gundy

Indeed I have always found that the only thing in regard to Toronto which faraway people know for certain is that McGill University is in it.

Stephen Leacock (1937). “My Discovery of the West: A Discussion of East and West in Canada”, London : J. Lane the Bodley Head

A silk dress in four sections, and shoes with high heels that would have broken the heart of John Calvin.

Stephen Leacock (2015). “Arcadian Adventures With the Idle Rich”, p.139, Sheba Blake Publishing