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T. J. Miller Quotes

There's sketch, improv, writing, acting, music, and badminton. Those are the seven forms of comedy.

There's sketch, improv, writing, acting, music, and badminton. Those are the seven forms of comedy.

"Because T.J. Miller is a Funny Functioning Drunk". Interview with Amos Barshad, www.gq.com. July 27, 2011.

I have perfectly symmetrical ankles.

"Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

My name's Todd but I changed it in the first grade because there was another kid named Todd and I didn't understand that that was possible.

"Because T.J. Miller is a Funny Functioning Drunk". Interview with Amos Barshad, www.gq.com. July 27, 2011.

When it's all you, you can't blame a bear. You gotta bear the burden yourself.

"Because T.J. Miller is a Funny Functioning Drunk". Interview with Amos Barshad, www.gq.com. July 27, 2011.

Yogi Bear changed my life in ways that I can't explain because it's not a full feature on me.

"Because T.J. Miller is a Funny Functioning Drunk". Interview with Amos Barshad, www.gq.com. July 27, 2011.

I like hip-hop, but I don't like concerts. There's like sweat, on people's backs.

"Because T.J. Miller is a Funny Functioning Drunk". Interview with Amos Barshad, www.gq.com. July 27, 2011.

Stuff that I write isn't as similar to the stuff that I'm in, but I don't really care, I just do comedy.

"Because T.J. Miller is a Funny Functioning Drunk". Interview with Amos Barshad, www.gq.com. July 27, 2011.

Yogi Bear was a real moment in my life. Post-Yogi Bear: don't drink as much. Pre-Yogi Bear: like to drink much.

"Because T.J. Miller is a Funny Functioning Drunk". Interview with Amos Barshad, www.gq.com. July 27, 2011.