Ted Nugent Quotes - Page 3

Whenever I donate a hunting trip for the Children's Leukemia Foundation, Ronald McDonald Cancer House, all these children's charities, I offer the anti-hunters an opportunity: if you donate more to the children's charity than the hunters donate we won't go hunting.

And let's all be honest here; more of us believe in the American hero Sheriff Joe Arpaio's thorough investigation into your phony birth certificate and phony history than the phony media's smoke and mirrors.

If there is one thing I am, it's always right.

Without question, the Red Ryder BB gun is the most important gun in the history of American weaponry.

What the hell is social justice? What sort of fool can imagine income equality as dictated by bureaucrats and government thugs? I dare anyone to attempt to explain those drug-inspired fantasies in meaningful terms.

Everyone, including Hillary Clinton, knows Hillary is an unsavory and unethical scoundrel, an obvious and accomplished liar and, if America had a real Justice Department that actually cared about serving up equal justice under the law, she would be facing a number of felony charges.

It was psychobabbler Abraham Maslow who wrote of the phenomena of self-actualization. What Maslow failed to grasp is that reaching true self-actualization can only be ultimately achieved when you have your own brand of ammunition.

If Barack Obama becomes the president in November again, I will either be dead or in jail by this time next year.

If Elvis Presley had been a bowhunter, he'd probably be alive today.

They got how many trillions of dollars in gold and silver and jewelry and art and real estate and stained glass and they're passing the basket on Sunday so they can get the tomato farmers' donation?

Name me a society that doesn't love barbeque. It doesn't exist. Mankind is barbeque celebration.

Music is the great connector.

While I now own more guns than the 82nd Airborne, my first gun is still the most important gun I've ever owned.

Anybody that wants to disarm me can drop dead.

Mankind: A quality of life upgrade is available to each and every one of you. It should give you a quality of life upgrade, which means no drugs, no alcohol, no fast food - unless, of course, it's a mallard.

How dare politicians continue to pass insane laws forcing good, law-abiding people to be defenseless and helpless.

I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on happiness.

A man must stand up for what he believes in - especially in this culture war between good and evil.

Practice, practice, practice. Practice until you get a guitar welt on your chest...if it makes you feel good, don't stop until you see the blood from your fingers. Then you'll know you're on to something!

I have busted more hippies' noses than all the narcs in the free world.

I make a pussy purr with the stroke of my hand.

The heartbreak of runaway corruption, abuse of power and indefensible criminality by our government and media should, must inspire all good we-the-people Americans to wake the hell up from the embarrassing curse of apathy and start demanding constitutional accountability from our elected employees. How radically non-sheep of me.

My haters are laughable punks, my supporters the greatest people that ever lived.

The heartbreak of runaway corruption, abuse of power and indefensible criminality by our government and media should, must inspire all good we-the-people Americans to wake the hell up from the embarrassing self-inflicted curse of apathy and start demanding Constitutional accountability from our elected employees.

The Indians the needed some food, and some skins for a roof. They only took what they needed, baby, millions of buffalo were the proof.