Pussy Quotes

I stay higher than giraffe pussy

She call me the referee cause I be so official. My shirt aint got no stripes but I can make that pussy whistle.

Hard, you know what I'm thinking, took the panties off and the pussy wasn't stinking.

Do you realize that if the pilgrims have been chasing bobcats instead of turkeys.. we'd all be eating pussy on Thanksgiving?!

I make a pussy purr with the stroke of my hand.

If you hating, you just need some pussy.

Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he calling me NyQuil

Money and good pussy's a fatal attraction for men.

Im known for snatchin' purses and bombin' churches I get more pussy on accident then most niggas get on purpose

Betcha I wet cha like hurricanes and typhoons, got buffoons eating my pussy while I watch cartoons.

I don't need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.

Call me Sunshine, pussy spread like the rainbow.

Got that super soaker pussy pop like cola coka. Plus it's tighter than a choker, got em smilin like the joker.

Some people say I'm a pussy. I say, you are what you eat.

When you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab them by the pussy.

That's why cocaine is illegal - it makes pussy too easy to get.

There are few things graven in stone, except that you have to squat or you're a pussy.

If I'm gonna commit suicide, I'll go out eatin' pussy to death.

Came out my mama's pussy, I'm on welfare. Twenty-six years old, still on welfare.

Pussy power's pulling me down, down, down, down. When it's there and I can't have it, I get real real rabid.

Now as before, women must refuse to be meek and guileful, for truth cannot be served by dissimulation. Women who fancy that they manipulate the world by pussy power and gentle cajolery are fools. It is slavery to have to adopt such tactics.

Pussy really is the ultimate motivator of all mankind. No, don't clap, this is a flaw in the system!

Drink beer, smoke dope, and eat pussy until your jaw breaks

Everyone likes pussy. It's un-American not to like pussy.

The Russians haven't been to the moon. You know why? Because they're space pussies... You really want to impress us? Bring us back our FLAG!