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Tim Allen Quotes about Comedy

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My comedy is not mine. It's a gift. I'm not that smart.

My comedy is not mine. It's a gift. I'm not that smart.

Tim Allen
Smart, Comedy, Mines
"Tim Allen: What I've Learned" by Cal Fussman, www.esquire.com. November 2011.

Men are pigs. Too bad we own everything.

Tim Allen
Men, Pigs, Comedy
"It's a Man's World: 800 Jokes from the Guy's (Warped) Point of View". Book by Judy Brown, 2005.

Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words 'large' or 'size' with 'rear end'. Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me.

Tim Allen
Use, Size, Comedy
"Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

Comedy is the ultimate anarchist.

Tim Allen
Comedy, Anarchist, Ultimate
"Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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