Tom Lehrer Quotes about Funny

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I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.

I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.

Funny, Communication, Humor

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!

Funny, Cute Love, Sarcastic

Alas, irreverence has been subsumed by mere grossness, at least in the so-called mass media. What we have now - to quote myself at my most pretentious - is a nimiety of scurrility with a concomitant exiguity of taste.

Tom Lehrer

Funny, Media, Television

"Rhino Records" Online Chat, June 17, 1997.

Be careful not to do your good deeds when there's no one watching you.

Tom Lehrer

Funny, Cute, Sarcastic

Song: Be Prepared

The Army has carried the American... ideal to its logical conclusion... Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the grounds of race, creed and color, but also on the grounds of ability.

Tom Lehrer

Funny, Military, Army

"Introduction to 'It Makes a Fellow Proud to be a Soldier'". CD Audio "An Evening Wasted with Tom Lehrer", March 20-21, 1959.