Warren Buffett Quotes about Funny

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Rule No.1: Never lose money. Rule No.2: Never forget rule No.1.

Rule No.1: Never lose money. Rule No.2: Never forget rule No.1.

Warren Buffett

Funny, Success, Money

"Rules That Warren Buffett Lives By". Yahoo Finance, February 23, 2010.

Only when the tide goes out do you discover who's been swimming naked.

Warren Buffett

Funny, Motivation, Business

It's better to hang out with people better than you. Pick out associates whose behavior is better than yours and you'll drift in that direction.

Warren Buffett

Funny, Money, Business

I buy expensive suits - they just look cheap on me.

Warren Buffett

Inspirational, Funny, Sarcastic

"The view from Omaha: devotees flock to hear world's richest man" by Andrew Clark, www.theguardian.com. May 4, 2008.

The only time to buy these is on a day with no 'y' in it.

Warren Buffett

Funny, Life, Money

Lawrence A. Cunningham, Warren E. Buffett (2013). “The Essays of Warren Buffett: Lessons for Corporate America (Third Edition)”, p.87, Carolina Academic Press

You don't ever ask a barber whether you need a haircut.

Warren Buffett

Funny, Humor, Needs

Warren Buffett Quotes about Funny

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