Wilson Mizner Quotes - Page 3

Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.

Most hard-boiled people are half-baked.

The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind of a bar you're in.

Popularity is exhausting. The life of the party almost always winds up in a corner with an overcoat over him.

I've had ample contact with lawyers, and I'm convinced that the only fortune they ever leave is their own.

Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they caught it in time.

Failure has gone to his head.

The day which we fear as our last is but the bday of eternity. - By SenecaThe first hundred years are the hardest.

The only bird that gives the poor a real tumble is the stork.

The cuckoo who is on to himself is halfway out of the clock.

There's nothing so comfortable as a small bankroll. A big one is always in danger.

Count 10 over him - he'll get up

Florida was invented for Addison Mizner's little brother.