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In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, The Party can always find you!

In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, The Party can always find you!

Yakov Smirnoff
Funny, Party, Russia

In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One.

Yakov Smirnoff
Funny, Russia, Two
"Laugh Off: The Comedy Showdown Between Real Life And The Pros". Book by Bob Fenster, 2005.

Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are there.

Yakov Smirnoff
Funny, Humorous, Russia
Yakov Smirnoff (1987). “America on six rubles a day”, Vintage

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list.

Yakov Smirnoff
Funny, Gay, Men

In Russia, if a male athelete loses he becomes a female athelete.

Yakov Smirnoff
Funny, Humorous, Russia
Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.

Yakov Smirnoff
Funny, Happiness, Laughter
FaceBook post by Yakov Smirnoff from Apr 03, 2014

The ad in the paper said 'Big Sale. Last Week.' Why advertise? I already missed it. They're just rubbing it in.

Yakov Smirnoff
Funny, Paper, Lasts
FaceBook post by Yakov Smirnoff from Apr 07, 2014

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