Zsa Zsa Gabor Quotes about Funny

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A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.

Love, Funny, Marriage

"Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back.

Funny, Life, Marriage

Quoted in Observer (London), 28 Aug. 1957

There is nothing wrong with a woman welcoming all men's advances as long as they are in cash

Funny, Money, Men

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

Love, Funny, Marriage

In Newsweek 28 Mar. 1960, p. 89

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

Funny, Lost Love, Women

"How to Catch a Man, how to Keep a Man, how to Get Rid of a Man". Book by Zsa Zsa Gabor, 1970.

Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.

Funny, Marriage, Wedding

Quoted in Newsweek, 28 Mar. 1960

To a smart girl men are no problem - they're the answer.

Funny, Girl, Women

Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

My husband taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.

Funny, Life, Witty

"Wit and wisdom: Zsa Zsa Gabor's best and most memorable quotes". www.theguardian.com. December 19, 2016.

It was not my class of people. There was not a producer, a press agent, a director, an actor.

Funny, Stupid, Class

"Sex and the Much Married Girl (A Salute to Zsa Zsa Gabor)". www.huffingtonpost.com. November 11, 2011.