Zsa Zsa Gabor Quotes

I was always a good housekeeper. Whenever I divorced I always kept the house.

I always said marriage should be a fifty-fifty proposition. He should be at least fifty years old, and have at least fifty-million dollars.

My husband said it was him or the cat. I miss him sometimes.

How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?

To have twenty lovers in one year is easy. To have one lover for twenty years is difficult.

I learned in school that money isn’t everything. It’s happiness that counts. So momma sent me to a different school.

Love should be an inspiration, not an obligation.

Diamonds are a girl's best friend and dogs are a man's best friend. Now you know which sex has more sense.

The only place men want depth in a woman is in her décolletage.

Being jealous of a beautiful woman is not going to make you more beautiful.

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.

I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?

I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back.

What is really important for a woman, you know, even more than being beautiful or intelligent, is to be entertaining.

I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.

I believe in large families: every woman should have at least three husbands.

I love the intellectual type. They know everything and suspect nothing.

As a woman, you have to choose between your fanny or your face. I chose my face.

There is nothing wrong with a woman welcoming all men's advances as long as they are in cash

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

I think breeds of dogs and breeds of men are quite a bit alike. If you think it’s insulting that I compare people with animals, well, if you knew how I love animals, you would understand that coming from me, this is a compliment.

I don't take gifts from perfect strangers — but then, nobody is perfect.

One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears.

Conrad Hilton was very generous in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5,000 Gideon Bibles.

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.