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If anybody needs anything else at their tables, just speak slowly and clearly into your table numbers. Someone from the NSA will be right over with a cocktail.

Stephen Colbert
Nsa, Numbers, Needs
Stephen Colbert's monologue at the White House Correspondents Dinner, www.dailykos.com. April 30, 2006.
If anybody needs anything else at their tables, just speak slowly and clearly into your table numbers. Someone from the NSA will be right over with a cocktail.