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So I told my mum that I'd opened a theatre. She said, "Are you having me on?" I said, "Well I'll give you an audition, but I'm not promising you anything."

Tim Vine
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So I told my mum that I'd opened a theatre. She said, Are you having me on? I said, Well I'll give you an audition, but I'm not promising you anything.