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Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.

W. C. Fields
Trying, Rest Of Your Life, Comedy
W.C. Fields (2016). “Fields for President”, p.21, Rowman & Littlefield
Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.