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I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead - not sick, not wounded - dead.

Woody Allen
Witty, Food, Oysters
"Don't Drink the Water: A Comedy in Two Acts". Play by Woody Allen (p. 26), 1967.
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead - not sick, not wounded - dead.