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Bob Monkhouse
Im not saying my wifes a bad cook, but she uses a smoke...
I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer.
Bob Monkhouse
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They're not laughing now ..., www.theguardian.com. December 29, 2003.
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