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My mother tried to kill me when I was a baby. She denied it. She said she thought the plastic bag would keep me fresh.

Bob Monkhouse
Funny, Mom, Mother
"They're not laughing now". www.theguardian.com. December 29, 2003.
My mother tried to kill me when I was a baby. She denied it. She said she thought the plastic bag would keep me fresh.