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I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed.

Daniel Tosh
Funny, Humor, Speak English
"True Stories I Made Up". Comedy album by Daniel Tosh, 2005.
I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed.