Authors:
  1. Quotes
  2. Authors
  3. D
  4. David Sedaris
  5. Scream at the mangled leather carcass lying at the foot of...

Scream at the mangled leather carcass lying at the foot of the stairs, and my parents would roar with laughter. "That's what you get for leaving your wallet on the kitchen table.

David Sedaris
Dog, Laughter, Lying
Scream at the mangled leather carcass lying at the foot of the stairs, and my parents would roar with laughter. That's what you get for leaving your wallet on the kitchen table.