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The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.

Dorothy Parker
Inspirational, Funny, Hilarious
Dorothy Parker (2004). “Dorothy Parker in Her Own Words”, Taylor Trade Publishing
The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.