No matter how much makeup I wore, people just kept saying "Yes, sir! Would you like tea with that, sir?" "Yes, I would like tea. Why don't you put it on my breasts?" "Certainly. Tea for this man's breasts! Anything else, sir?"
"Eddie Izzard: Sexie". Documentary, Comedy, 2003.
![No matter how much makeup I wore, people just kept saying Yes, sir! Would you like tea with that, sir? Yes, I would like tea. Why don't you put it on my breasts? Certainly. Tea for this man's breasts! Anything else, sir?](http://cdn.quoteddaily.com/images/eddie-izzard/no-matter-how-much-makeup-i-wore-people-just-kept-saying-yes-sir-would-you-like-tea-with-that-sir.jpg)