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No matter how much makeup I wore, people just kept saying "Yes, sir! Would you like tea with that, sir?" "Yes, I would like tea. Why don't you put it on my breasts?" "Certainly. Tea for this man's breasts! Anything else, sir?"

"Eddie Izzard: Sexie". Documentary, Comedy, 2003.
No matter how much makeup I wore, people just kept saying Yes, sir! Would you like tea with that, sir? Yes, I would like tea. Why don't you put it on my breasts? Certainly. Tea for this man's breasts! Anything else, sir?