May I feel like I feel when I'm about to eat cake.
As a person with cerebral palsy who walks with crutches, people have the assumption that I've had to overcome a lot of obstacles in my life because of it, and to some degree, I have. However, the most difficult obstacle to overcome is other people's perception of who a person with a disability is.
I enjoy people even when they're being difficult.
An audience's or individual's reaction to my work is simply their reaction.
We've all gathered together, and whatever goes down is what goes down.
That's one way to overcome criticism: tank so hard that failing becomes glorious and meaningless.
Never try to be funny right before people are about to masturbate.
