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The only way a no-legged leopard could hurt you is if it fell out of a tree onto your head.

Ellen DeGeneres
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Ellen Degeneres (2011). “My Point...And I Do Have One”, p.100, Bantam
The only way a no-legged leopard could hurt you is if it fell out of a tree onto your head.