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I like staying in hotels. I like their tiny soap. I like to pretend it's regular-sized and my muscles are huge.

Jerry Seinfeld
Soap, Tiny, Muscles
"I'm Telling You for the Last Time". Stand-up comedy, 1998.
I like staying in hotels. I like their tiny soap. I like to pretend it's regular-sized and my muscles are huge.