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Jerry Seinfeld Quotes

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

"Jerry Seinfeld: 'I'm Telling You for the Last Time'". Documentary, Comedy, 1998.

Wise is what you want to be. Smart is easy compared to wise.

"Why Jerry Seinfeld Doesn't Buy the 'Burden of Celebrity'". Interview with Scott Raab, www.esquire.com. May 22, 2014.

You have to motivate yourself with challenges. That's how you know you're still alive.

"The funny side of the street". Interview with Rick Lyman, www.theguardian.com. September 20, 2002.

Make no mistake about why these babies are here - they are here to replace us.

"German schoolkids perform adorably chilling Kraftwerk cover" by Joe Blevins, www.avclub.com. March 30, 2015.