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When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.

Andy Rooney
Sarcastic, Sarcasm, Peppers
"Eating Out With Andy Rooney; With Every Course, an Opinion" by Bryan Miller, www.nytimes.com. October 04, 1989.
When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.