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It's hard to swallow when people say, "Oh my God, you're a master of something." I say, "No, I'm actually a student of that. I could turn you on to websites for 25 masters, and you'll quickly see that I am their disciple."

"Nick Offerman on Parks And Recreation and his comically oversized penis". Interview with Sean O'Neal, www.avclub.com. July 18, 2012.
It's hard to swallow when people say, Oh my God, you're a master of something. I say, No, I'm actually a student of that. I could turn you on to websites for 25 masters, and you'll quickly see that I am their disciple.