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You can keep the dining room clean by eating in the kitchen.

P. J. O'Rourke
Kitchen, Dining, Rooms
P. J. O'Rourke (2007). “The Bachelor Home Companion: A Practical Guide to Keeping House Like a Pig”, p.21, Grove/Atlantic, Inc.
You can keep the dining room clean by eating in the kitchen.